Light this 9 oz soy candle when you need a wry, cozy moment of calm in the middle of chaos. The glass jar holds a clean-burning natural soy wax and a cotton wick that throws steady fragrance for 50–60 hours. The label’s vintage-inspired frame and deadpan phrase add a touch of irreverent humor to a bedside, home office, or living room shelf—an honest little companion for slow evenings, recovery days, or a midnight coffee break. Choose from twelve thoughtfully blended scents, from warm Cinnamon Vanilla and Apple Harvest to breezy Sea Salt + Orchid or soothing White Sage + Lavender. When the candle burns down, the jar cleans up beautifully and becomes a tidy vase or trinket holder.
Product features - Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick. - Reusable glass jar that cleans for later use. - Burn time approx. 50–60 hours — ASTM safety compliant. - Choose from 12 scents including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, or Unscented. - 9 oz (2.8" × 3.5") glossy-labeled jar; handmade/assembled in the USA
Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
